The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
|—||me before and after every exam (via addisonmontgomery)|
I can’t express enough my love for this.
OMG i couldn’t figure out why Eugene was hiding and then it hit me.
that’s how I wanna go
Okay but if you read the article he wasn’t stabbed
he literally walked into the blade thinking it was a toy and not that it was a replica actual sword
HE LITERALLY WALKED INTO MY SWORD OFFICER
Did anyone notice that the photo says that “pots were also smashed during altercation” or was that just me?
Pots were smashed
POTS WERE SMASHED
… It’s really sad that I find this important
(I hope the guy is okay though, seriously)
literally nothing ever sounds like a better option than sleep. there are so many books to read, projects to start, stuff to draw, chores to do, people to meet, hobbies to learn, recipes to cook, i could teach myself mandarin fuckin chinese, but i’d rather be unconscious